I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.