If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.

I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.