I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.