I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.