If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.