If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

Welfare is monetary methadone.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.