Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

Don’t do your best, do my best.