Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.