My first car was a motorcycle.
I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.