I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.

Don’t do your best, do my best.