The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.