The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

Life is just the time between crapping yourself.

A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.

My motto is "more mystery, less history".

The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.