No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
Welfare is monetary methadone.
I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.