Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.