I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.