I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.

The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.