I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.