To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.