To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

This is why the terrorists hate us. And it's not the glitter and it's not the pomp and circumstance. We've got black and white, we've got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball. And the mirror ball doesn't care what color you are, and it doesn't care how rich your parents are, and it doesn't care what God you pray to. It's an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.

California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.