Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

I don't know anything about computers.