Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
I know everything because I know nothing.
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.