Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn't break it down piece by piece, stage by stage. The best gift you can give yourself is some drive--that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates. The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.