My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
Adam CarollaI think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
Adam CarollaIf women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
Adam Carolla