My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

I know everything because I know nothing.