Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

I'd never hurt another person.

When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.