When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

I don't know anything about computers.

That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.