When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

My first car was a motorcycle.

Welfare is monetary methadone.

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.