Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.