Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.