Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
Adam CarollaWell, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
Adam CarollaA lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
Adam CarollaThe main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
Adam Carolla