I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.