There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.