There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

My motto is "more mystery, less history".

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.