There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.