I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

I don't know anything about computers.