Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

Life is just the time between crapping yourself.

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.