Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.