Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.