Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
Adam CarollaI think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
Adam CarollaThat's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
Adam CarollaThe shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
Adam Carolla