Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
I don't know anything about computers.
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.