I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.