I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.

I'd never hurt another person.

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.