I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.