I get depressed at airports.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

My first car was a motorcycle.