Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

I know I want to always do the best I can.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.