Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.