I grew up cursing a lot.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.