Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.
It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.
He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!