I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.
My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.
My hobbies are run-on sentences.
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.