It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

It's nice when little teams win.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.