When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.