I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.