I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.