I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.