It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.