The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.