The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights