I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.