I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.