I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.