One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.