God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

Girls are soft and pretty.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.