I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

My hobbies are run-on sentences.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.