I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'