My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.