Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!