I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.