When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.