When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'