I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.