I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

It's nice when little teams win.