I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.