I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.