If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.

My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.

The other day my house caught fire. My lawyer said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?" I said, "Fire and theft." The lawyer frowned. "Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft."

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.