If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'
My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'
Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.
I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.