The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

I was a high school throw-out.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.

There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.