Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
Alan KingMy mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
Alan KingOne thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'
Alan KingWhen I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted.
Alan King