The other day my house caught fire. My lawyer said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?" I said, "Fire and theft." The lawyer frowned. "Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft."
Alan KingLarry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
Alan KingWhen I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.
Alan King