My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
Alan KingI always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.
Alan KingWe get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
Alan KingLarry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
Alan King