There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
The internet makes everything not enough.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.