Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.

When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.

You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.

His lie ability is an asset

Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.

If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.

The internet makes everything not enough.