You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
His lie ability is an asset
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.